Things I Learned In Life Today

Saturday, March 6, 2010 9:11 PM

Two cups of green tea on an empty stomach before a four mile run is most definitely NOT MANDATORY. Upper GI malfunctions guaranteed.

Joss paper is representations of real-life money, objects and people burned in traditional Chinese funerals for those who have died. Death? Joss? How appropriate.

Cats don’t know what “no”, “stop”, or “impossible” means. Therefore, they have ninja mind.

People don’t like it when you jump out of trees and scare them. I worked that out myself.

Always read “Rommel’s” book. Revenge is much less likely to backfire. Not that I’m advocating revenge.

Birdsong is always louder if you’re listening for something else.

Seeing the hole is impossible if you are in the hole. This is my koan.
^Possibly the reason why this is an incomplete list.

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