ANOTHERSKY'S BLOG
"And a one and a two and a twirly twirly twirly..."
Sunday, February 14, 2010 1:36 AM
That's right, I'mma goin' to a shindig!'S gonna be all fancy, and lots of bowin' for the genn'lmen and curtseyin' on the part of the ladies.
The event of the year, and I will be dancing all night "like a birdie on a branch".
"And the pretties!":
There will be dances that match to the heel-kickin' music, were we so ungenteel as to hop around with tree-parts on our heads, drunk on moonshine. I hear they do that on the border moons.
And there will be uselessly ornate chandeliers. I believe they're of the standard variety, instead of the hovering, however.
Needless to say, I will interrogate the buffet table, as well as being introduced to more than a few Mr. Persephone Pageant winners.
There will be strawberries.
On the way back to my ship, I will foil a dastardly plot or two without spoiling my fancy clothes, and sleep soundly, with visions of free engine parts dancing through my head.
At least, it's how I fondly forsee my upcoming evening. Hitch-free.
But something just tells me...
EDIT: Amazing. There WAS a hitch--I came down with a space bug and didn't attend. No punching, no job, and definitely no strawberries. *insert poorly enunciated chinese swearing here*
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