I'm a Fascist Dictator!

Wednesday, August 26, 2009 2:18 PM

Apparently, anyway, according to this guy in an army jacket who was walking behind me on the street.

Although I couldn't tell if he was actually talking to me, or if he just had Tourette's. There was a lot of mumbled swearing involved, couldn't hear much.

But he did give me a filthy look!

So, as newly appointed dictator-for-life, I'm excited, this could be fun. I think my first order of business will be to enslave the peons...

Oh. Damn.

Well, then, my next order of business is to create a secret watch over all the citizenry and institute torture practices on dissidents... DAMMIT!

Well, then, I'll raise taxes and not make any sign of ever paying off an ever increasing national debt while the same time I'll create programs to make the citizens dependent on the government for all their basic needs because their income can no longer support themselves!

MWAHAHAHAHA!

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