Bahison Zoo (Song)

Monday, August 30, 2004 6:39 PM

Hi. Good evening. This is a song I wrote during a long coach trip while on Holiday in Malta. I was inspired by a rare brand of animal crackers. I hope you enjoy reading this song as much as I enjoyed writing it.

Bahison Zoo

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT BAHISON ZOO?
WHERE THE ANIMALS MARCH IN FORMATIONS OF TWO?
LET'S SEE...

YOU'VE GOT CAPTAIN ELEPHANT
HE'S PRETTY SMART
STERN, PRAGMATIC, A REAL DISCIPLINARIAN

NEXT WE HAVE MISS PARROT
YEAH, SHE'S BIG WITH THE COLOUR COPYING
LANGUAGE PICKS UP AT A SPEDDY RATE
THE OPPOSITE OF DEPARTURES AT HEATHROW GATE
NUMBER FIVE

FINALLY, WE HAVE DR. MONKEY
BY NAME NOT REPUTATION
OH YEAH

HE'S A WISECRACKING FOOL
BUT LET'S HOLD THE FOOL
AND HE LIKES TO GET FREAKY SEVERAL TIMES A DAY

THAT'S THE END OF BAHISON ZOO
WHICH IF YOU DON'T KNOW
IS A TASTY BRAND OF FOOD



Ian

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