The funny things people say Part 2

Tuesday, April 17, 2007 11:44 AM

Here is the next part of funny things people say.

John: ooh chocolate mousses. What flavour are they?

Andrew: (about his cousin), Maybe he has columbian flu from the devil's dandruff?

John: His ears are the only ones big enough to fit a £2 coin in.

John: remember what we used to do in the toilets with a handryer?

John (to Blakey): You could look like Tom Cruise. If he were a retarded monkey.

Mam: I'll polish my doofa today

Andrew C: It's a good job I'd finished that or you'd have two teacups for ears
Me: He already has two teacups for ears
John: More like satellite dishes

Mam (Instead of My Chemical Romance): The Chemical Reaction

Al: I have the most prominent nipples. I could rival a few women

Al: I was in the army until I became a full time lesbian.

Andrew C: has the homoerotic moment ended?
Me: It was more about Al wishing he were a lesbian

Al: You can touch my nipples if you want

Karl: What size is yours?

Karl: It'll work if you're as dirty minded as me ruh-hur-hur-hur-hur-hurr (that is how Karl spelt his dirty laugh)

Al: Out of that Kronenburg handle thingy

John: Sometimes you just get to the point where you don't feel like drinking
Al: Do you?

John (about Casino Roylae): It's like James Bond, only good.

John (about Peet): He's like the Marquis de Blackhall

Andrew: I do hope these CDs are edible

Dad: If it were upside down then everyone would fall off

Andrew B: Well what was Big Bird? That's right, a big homosexual bird.

Me: What is paper? thick card

Andrew C: Don't lose him. If we lose him, there'll be trouble

Andrew C: Curiosity killed the cat
Me: No, curiosity made a gaydar profile.

More later

TTFN

Jennifer
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