bee stung m'cooter!

Saturday, July 17, 2004 3:47 PM

okay driving to work, s'about a 35 minute drive in good traffic, sun out [not good cause of my migraine/sun alergy thing] kinda hot [for maine] beautiful day and damn doesn't it just make my mood worse... I remember when pretty shiney days made me feel good*sigh*. the light just turned green and have my foot posed over the gas in readiness. I excellerate and then I screamed because a huge black and white stripped bee dive bombed my crotch. swerving on the inside of a 6 lane road with a great big bee stinging my crotch I keep yelling 'my fucking crotch!' at the top of my lungs.... yes my windows were open. in my panic the thing I come up with to do is to grab it with my free hand... I don't have one because I'm holding coffee because my coffee holder broke... so I drop the coffee... down my front. 'my fucking boobs!' but now i DO have a free hand! so I grabbed the bee it stung my hand 3 times and I tossed out my window. I pulled over and eppy penned myself, cause I'm alergic to bee stings, but I was going to be late for work so I didn't go to the hospital. I may go later, I just hate going twice in one week... they know me too well there.

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