I HATE Valentines Day

Tuesday, February 13, 2007 9:41 AM

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Felt it was time for a Scrooge moment. I HATE Valentines Day. Whoever invented it was clearly a spiteful lil' fer. It's a middle finger saluted to everyone out there who's single: "Nobody loves you, you undesireable bastard! Ah-haha!"

20 god damn years I've had to put up with happy, loved up folks getting all smoochie with each other. Now don't get me wrong, finding love is the most beautiful, natural thing in the world. But on the 14th February every year, the happy folks take great pleasure in reminding all single people that we're lonely. It's a collective sucker-punch to the throat of us all.

Not that I'm bitter, or anything....

Right, rant over. To all my fellow single people, let's have a wonderful day with that bottle of whiskey and ready meal for one. And to all you happy, attached and in love folks... Happy Valentines Day, tomorrow!

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