Define Ironic

Saturday, December 9, 2006 3:51 AM

Finding a black fly in your chardonnay is gross, yet not ironic.

An old man buying a lottery ticket and dying the next day, not ironic - the shock would kill you

Meeting the man of your dreams AND his beautiful wife, I'd say thats pretty effing expected.

Getting your divorce papers and finding they were signed ON your 19th anniversary. Now thats pretty frickin ironic.




Working an open/close tomorrow. That means go to work for 7 am and leave at 2 am. Lucky me. Someone PLEASE find me a sugar daddy. I need a rest!

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