What about Chewey?

Monday, October 23, 2006 9:29 AM

Yes Chewbacca.The sasquatch of Star Wars fame.The poor guy has had only one acting job ever!and who wants to be known only as Han Solo's sidekick?Soooooooo my idea is simple. Why not use this poor creature's under appreciated talent to some long awaited use?Now we all know that a 2/nd serenity movie is still possible to date.and fact is that if one is going to be produced,WHO WILL TAKE WASH'S PLACE????.Several idea folk can i guess,but Little Richards woooo would just get him shot.Richard Simmons non-stop rant's and excessive flamboyance would get him thrown out the hatch.We all know about the peculiar habit of the actor formally known as PeeWee Herman.That leaves a number of avialable folk for the part,but Chewy needs to be brought up out of the abyss of conformity,and exercise his right to be DIFFERENT,to be RECKOGNIZED.Why
not hire him to take wash's place.Besides,he is an expert pilot.Thats it.After much thought i've decided not to bring up the idea that Chewey and
Kaylee will have sex in the movie,thus bringing forth an entirely new race called Kaybacca's that can then be formatted into a new series.I will leave that part out.But Chewy as Wash's replacement,i think is bliss.Please dont think im dissing oh Washie.he's from my neck of the woods and i really like the guy.Im not totally sure,but i believe one of the symptoms of Firefly withdrawel,is the totally outrageous and infantile abuse of a good thing-hmmmm maybe not.

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