The Uncanny Resemblance

Tuesday, May 25, 2004 6:18 AM

So this girl I know, who is awesome, insists I go see "The Girl Next Door" with her at the dollar theater tonight.

I'm not that enthused, but she recommends it, says it's only a dollar, and besides, it's got porn stars. I'm NOT MADE OF STONE, people!!!!!

Dude, the male lead is played by someone named Emile Hirsch. And holy CRAP, if he doesn't look JUST ... LIKE ... SIMON (Sean Maher). It's uncanny. I was freaking out for 90 minutes.

Sure, there's an age difference in the actors of about 10 years, but if you looked at Sean Maher, pictured what he'd look like 10 years ago, gave him a shaggier haircut... they're IDENTICAL, it was freaking me out.

I have no idea why I mention this. If any of you ladies are diggin' on Simon, take solace-- he has a twin.

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