BIGCHIEFLILBOAT'S BLOG
The funny things he says
Wednesday, March 22, 2006 10:19 PM
"She is seriously damaging my calm.""I have an ideal, let's stop playing art crittic and move away from this erie ass piece of work and move on with our gorram erie ass day."
"Boy, it'd be nice if we had some gernads right now."
"You have a wife? Why do you have a wife? All I got was that stupid ass stick that sounds like it's raining."
"Heeere crazy person. We'er going on a nice boat ride."
"My masculine butt it's 40%."
"You shoot me if they take me! Well don't shoot me first!"
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain get to beat you with until you know who's in command. So don't get all....Bendy... the lights that keep you company, their like little angels."
Zoe:"How much ammo do we have left?"
Jayne:"Two full clips and my swinging cod."
These are just some of the things that Jayne says that make the show funnier. Mal and Wash have thiers too, but I love the things Jayne says because he seems so serious when he says them.
-Chiefy
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