Star Blog VI: The Undiscovered Country

Wednesday, April 21, 2004 6:42 AM

Today was 4/20. I'm cleaning up my shelves when I see it. Sitting there, beneath a friendly reminder to come on down to Chef Chu's Chinese Food.

My tax return. Ready to go, let's just say, a few weeks ago, and it's sitting there taunting me, "Ha-HA, you stupid loser, you FORGOT, didn't you?! This is how much you SUUUUUCK. I'll be in my bunk."

And that's when I made my decision. I am going to secede from the union.

No longer must I pay taxes to an I.R.S. which wishes to make things as complicated as possible, for I am a member of my own sovereign nation. I will work out the details with the U.S. Government in the coming months, as I will have to be President, Dignitary, Ambassador and Lord Governor all at once. Diplomatic Immunity will keep me out of traffic tickets when I step off my property and back into the United States.

And I'll have to start wearing a brown coat.

Because, you see, I am certain that as negotiations continue over the next few months, the U.S. Government will decide it is easier to kill me, because they want unification, and not independence.

Or maybe it's just because I owe them money.

Me--> <-- not me

XOXO

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