What Did They Do To My Lifeforce?

Sunday, October 30, 2005 6:26 PM

Argh!

So, I’m looking at the dish guide and I see LIFEFORCE listed. I think, ‘Wow. That movie was awful, I need to watch it again. Nothin better than space vampires in London…sweet!’

I select the channel, excited as can be, but there’s no LIFEFORCE. What do I find? Another freakin ad for Proactive. What the heck?! Do I need to see Diddy and Vanessa discussing the pleasant burning sensation of the special Proactive Toner? Nope…I need to see Picard before he was Picard. Gorramit!

Stupid proactive.

Now I'm stuck watchin' Last Action Hero...sigh...where's the space vampire?

Oooh! Goonies...

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