Bad puns are funny...

Tuesday, October 18, 2005 3:01 PM

Well, they'd wanna be... if the movie sucks beyond belief. No offence to any fans of the show.

Anyways, AJ and I were watching Evil Dead ('cause we're up to "E", it's gonna be 2010 before we even get to the second half of the DVD collection). Really, it doesn't stand the test of time methinks.

It's very bad. Anyways, so there's this female character and she hears a noise in the pitch black of night and so decides the best thing to do is go running out to the woods, ALONE, to investigate in her nightclothes. Okay then.

Then she gets attacked and raped by a tree. Yes, a tree.

Me: What, is she just gonna go back to her friends and tell them she was raped by a tree? I wanna see the police report on this.
AJ: Watch the movie.
Me: 'Excuse me, I'd like to report a rape.' 'Can you describe your attacker?' 'Well... kinda leafy and green...'
AJ: Would you watch the movie?
Me: I mean, would you even report that? Seriously, the police would ask all sorts of questions and then they'd wanna see if they could get a SAP sample...
AJ: *snerk* I mean - WATCH THE MOVIE.

Later, as she is being comforted by one of the guys.

Me: Don't listen to her, she's crazy, she was out having relations with forrestry.
AJ: He's just in it for the treesome.

o_O

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