I am now a compulsive drinker

Saturday, August 13, 2005 1:57 AM

Of Mango Lemonade. I can't stop drinking it and it's like $4 a quart. And it doesn't really fit into the weight loss master plan. It's not bad for you, but it's essentially 35 more minutes I need to stay on the stairmaster. And the only reason I'm on the stairmaster is so my butt can look a little more like the cap'n's butt and I too can strut around proudly the next time I find myself naked in the middle of nowhere. That and I really like being in the Navy and I have to weigh a ballerina-like 216 lbs to stay in regs. But back to the subject at hand-Mango Lemonade rocks. Drink Mango Lemonade so I don't have to, my little scrubby bubbles.

Droppy

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