10 Things I Want (but won't get)

Monday, April 4, 2005 3:30 PM

1. Christopher Eccleston to issue a statement saying he realised he's made an enormous mistake and is signing up for two more seasons of Doctor Who.

2. Tony Blair to announce the election as being May 5th and every person in Parliament replies "Well, duh!"

3. The new Pope to take the name 'Pope George Ringo'

4. Confident of the new movie's success, Universal announces that work is already underway on Serenity's sequel.

5. Liverpool win the Champions League.

6. The BBC announce the release of the complete 'A Bit of Fry & Laurie' onto DVD.

7. A cure for glaucoma for dogs is released onto the mass market.

8. Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith is reasonably good.

9. I wake up with Michael Bolton's singing voice (I will use it only for good).

10. Well, there's a £33m rollover jackpot on the Euromillions lottery...

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