Ha! Hows THIS for a dream...

Friday, March 11, 2005 2:27 AM

Ya'll would be so proud of me!

So today we had auditions for the next play and some of us were hanging out outside the theater waiting to go onstage and I notice that Fucktard is looking at me and I'm like, "What?"

He goes, "I had a dream about you last night."

"Yeah? What happened?"

"We were having sex."

"Oh good." (note sarcasim)

"I'm trying to remember...It was really dark, like, pitch black, but I could still see."

"Yeah, ok, that almost makes sense."

"It was really good."

"It always is."

"I wouldn't know."

"Yeah, thats your fault. Not mine. Thats totaly on you."

"I know I know. And I wouldn't...you know, like we talked about." (pause) "Someday though..."

"I don't think so."

"Ok," he said that a little too fast and defencivly.

Are you proud of me or what? I'm proud of me.

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