Further Proof God Doesn't Exist

Monday, January 3, 2005 1:07 PM

I hate my teeth. My teeth were a bad idea, and a genetic embarrassment. Taking lots of antibiotics because of tonsilitis when I was three (just the right time to destroy the enamel on my adult teeth, thanks ever so much) hasn't helped.

Further evidence that there is no God, because if He existed, surely he would've sorted out the whole tooth thing much better.

Ow. Ow. Ow. Owie. Ow. Ouch. Ow.

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